The Most Demanding Valentine

James has been planning our Valentine's Day weekend since the Burger King breakfast disaster. Apparently he doesn't want to leave me any room to screw it up. Last night he let me in on the details. He got on his laptop and showed me that we were going to "Journey 2: The Mysterious Island" in 3D. Then he repeated this list to me over and over again:

• Valentine's Day Tootsie Rolls
• Valentine's Day Airheads
• "Cars 2" DVD

Finally, he looked me directly in the eyes and said "Burger King breakfast". During this short period of time he also asked everyone in my family a million times, "Does coyote catch the roadrunner?" He really feels bad for the coyote.