Last week James interrupted a phone conversation between his oldest sister, Venessa, and our mom:
James: Venessa, I'm taking "Fast and the Furious", "Scrooge", "Napoleon Dynamite", "Road Trip", and "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" to college.
Venessa: What college are you going to?
James: University of Iowa Hawkeyes and Branson.
Venessa: And what do you plan on studying?
James: Uh...studying?
Venessa: Yeah...that is what you do in college.
James: Like I said...I'm taking "Fast and the Furious", "Scrooge", "Napoleon Dynamite", "Road Trip", and "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" to college...And the rectangle TV.
Venessa: It sounds like you have everything figured out.
James: I'm also taking Mountain Dew, Pepsi, Coke, Cherry Coke, strawberry pop, and Dr. Pepper.
Venessa: Aren't you going to take anything to eat?
James: Uh yeah...cheese balls.
Venessa: Don't you need more variety? Maybe some more color in your diet?
James: Um...I like Skittles and M&M's. (Being very literal of course).
Venessa: (Laughing) How about some vegetables?
James: Um...(thinks awhile)....Peanut Butter M&M's?
Venessa: Not exactly a vegetable...but nice try buddy.
James: So yeah...I need to go pack for college. Bye.
James hands the phone back to mom.
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