Out to Dinner

To my surprise, James picked Village Inn for our dinner date on Friday night. He ordered the biggest, messiest item on the menu, the All-World Double Cheeseburger (more napkins please). James came prepared with the following topics to discuss:

• Vehicles in the parking lot: make, model, and year of each one viewable from our booth
• Evelyn's lack of teeth: Did the tooth fairy visit her?
• Nephews: Why don't I have any? How about in six months?