Heavy Lifter

James went back to school today after a week off for spring break. He spent his break helping our mom and grandma with a backyard landscaping project. James was proud that he could do the heavy lifting. He likes to pull up his sleeves and show off his biceps, especially to cute girls at school. A typical response is, "Ohhh, very nice James."

James is anxiously anticipating the arrival of his niece and is frustrated that we can't tell him what date she will be born. We had this conversation last night:

James: When in April is my niece born?
Me: She has to decide when she is ready.
James: Show me on the calendar.
Me: I can't. It may be earlier in April or it may be later in April.
James: Earlier?

James showing off his landscaping project